What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 16:19
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is world history that not many people know about?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Next, they tried...
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Still no good.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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